FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS*
What's this BONUS WHORES business? I thought Corporate Man died.
Where do I start reading?
Enslaved
by the Bonus Whores: a Corporate Man Adventure Serial takes place before
the events in The Tragic Death of
Corporate Man: a hero for capitalism; champion of the working class. The timeline is vague. Probably early 1990s. Possibly even 1990.
The story is presented in
chronological form in the “Section” subheadings beneath the main title
plate. If you are new here, click
Section 1 to start at the beginning. I
do recommend, however, that you read the Memo
from CM first as if contains a memo from Corporate Man himself.
How often do you update?
We don’t anymore. Not really.
You missed all that. The only new
items you’ll see anymore are the Satisfied Customer posts and any item specifically
Corporate Man related such as movie news (which superstar is currently vying
for the lead role, who has been tapped as the director this week, etc), audio
book information (is it going to happen?), comic book possibilities, cartoons,
and merchandise.
How Can I become a Satisfied Customer?
It’s easy. Buy a copy of one or both of the Corporate
Man books (see the links below). Then
read the book. You should be well and
truly satisfied. Oh, and take a picture
of yourself with the book, send it to me in an e-mail (see the link below), and
I’ll post it on the blog. Be creative.
How can I receive alerts of new posts?
Easy. Enter your e-mail address into the bar
directly below the “Follow by Email” heading which is directly below the
Corporate Man commercials. You should
also watch the Corporate Man commercials.
Am I seeing typos?
Probably. There are rumors that, hidden within the
text, are business secrets that men would kill for. Women?
Not so much. Anyway, to decode
these secrets one only needs to catalog any typos, grammatical errors,
punctuation flaws, and the like. So far
only two people have figured it out.
What if I don’t like reading from a computer screen?
Well, you might want to get in time
machine and head back to the 1989 when the foreseeable future was safe for your
kind. Or you could join us in the 21st
century and accept electronically presented reading material as fact. I doubt you print out all of your e-mails and
I know you read those all the time. The
Corporate Man chapters tend to be the length of a well composed e-mail so it
all works out. Still not convinced? Well…
Do you text? Shut up, you do to. The amount of texts you read in one day probably
exceeds a standard Corporate Man post.
And if you are still being obstinate then kill a tree, print the posts,
put them in a cute little folder, sneak into the bathroom between your
scheduled breaks like you always do, and read them on the throne.
Or I guess you could order print
copies. Click on the following links:
If you
prefer your own electronic reading device, try these:
On Kindle
Book 1 - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0088FKNSI
Book 2 - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BMI5A5E
Kindle in Europe
On Nook
How do I make a financial contribution to the author?
Send me an e-mail and we’ll work
something out.
Or I guess you could buy book
copies from the above links.
Do you have any stock tips for me?
Yes. Don’t buy stocks. You are far too smart to fall for that “buy
low sell high” b.s. the Wall Street crooks are peddling. Investing in antiquated technologies like 8-track
players, beepers, and calculators is the way to go.
How could you do that to FDR?
Hey, he knew the risks when he got
involved in this story.
What if I want to send you message of praise or just make
a stupid comment?
Shoot me an e-mail at coporatesuperhero@gmail.com. Remember: There are no stupid comments. At least, that’s the philosophy under which
this story was written.
Do I need a background in economics to understand this
story?
I didn’t need one to write it so it
would surprise me very much if you needed one to read it. A bachelors in superheroics is a must though.
Who did the music for the commercials?
A very talented musician who goes
by the name of JK2. Here’s a link where
you can find more: http://jk2music.bandcamp.com/
Who is that sexy beast posing as Corporate Man?
That would be Sir Ian Clark. Look for him at Old Chicago. He loves it when women approach him offering
alcoholic beverages. He just as
graciously accepts said beverages from men as well.
Is there a Corporate Man Fan Club?
No.
This a corporate enterprise not a schoolyard fantasy. If you’d like to interview for a position as
a Corporate Man Colleague then submit your resume via the e-mail address listed
above.
* the word “frequently” is
used, in this context, to mean possibly, never, could happen at some point,
perhaps you’d like to know but were afraid to, if you are too dumb to figure it
out perhaps you should have