2.d.iv
Waiting for
news, and all the dashboard boxing, had left the bossman with an appetite. He pulled into a Super King’s Biggie Burger
and ordered a giganto meal. He was
especially looking forward to the pound of fries. The food at SKBB was lackluster, but for
three and half bucks he got the aforementioned pound of fries, the giganto
burger (which had a total of four buns, three quarter-pound patties, and two
varieties of flavored processed cheese melted over every single slab of meat-like
substance), and a thirty-two ounce soda.
For a quarter more he could upsize to the sixty-four ounce drink. As a bonus for upsizing his burger would come
with three slices of bacon, tenderly strewn across the melted cheese of every
burger patty.
Nine slices of
bacon!
It was quite a
bargain and well worth the stomach cramping and horrendous gas he’d suffer
through later.
He paid for
his meal at window one and waited his turn at window two. His mouth salivated and his butt
flinched. Then his phone beeped,
alerting him of a text message.
Now? Really?
Just when he was about to get his gloriously colossal giganto
burger? Great. It was going to be a confirmed sighting of
the illusive codename: The Bull and it would ruin the lovely meal he’d
cultivated here.
He read the
text message.
East Side Branch is happy to
report continued success in the monitoring of the whereabouts of subject: the
Bull. Current position: Price Killers
Wholesale Superstore. Additional monitoring
success for subject: Miss Adams. The
former secretary of Northside Branch continues to accompany primary subject.
The bossman
was still yelling the word “bitch” in rapid fire succession when the SKBB
employee opened window number two. After
she handed the giganto meal to the bossman she went to the restroom and
cried.
