In the
archives of the Union , stored in the file cabinets at
The Office, there is a dossier on Pink Slip.
It makes for some interesting, if unpleasant, reading. She’s responsible for a number of economic
atrocities including but not limited to:
termination, intimidation through threat of termination, destruction of personal
financial security of millions of families due to termination.
Where she
walks there are tears and panic sweats and hastily cleaned out desks. She is the eager pet of crooked tycoons; a
Doberman Pincer in pink. Bankers lust
for her and fat cat Wall Street types casually toss her around like a flirty
hand grenade. She is ruthless and
emotionless; like broken glass.
She is
terribly attractive and this makes her all the more deadly.
