Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
“Oh god. Here they come,” Donkey muttered to himself. He sat on a couch in the
lobby, positioned so he could monitor both entrances. The lobby, being situated at one of the
building’s four corners, had two doorways at right angles to each other. Jacob
His underarms were swampy and his palms were clammy. Why was he doing this? Were the imminent gains so beneficial that loyalties to his friends, pledges taken, and oaths of economy sworn, had become valueless? Or was he just a big pussy cowering under the might of this huge corporation?
It will be worth it he told himself. To finally make some strides, build a foundation for future reform, be at the helm of recovery, strengthen his position in the party. To best that goddamned pachyderm.
That gigantic prick of a man had undermined Donkey far too often. That egotistical, callous lump of fat. That money glutton. Once this deed was done then Donkey would have the upper hand and–
Oh god no. What was he doing here? This wasn’t part of the plan.
Across the lobby The Elephant struggled to heft his bulk from his seat. He adjusted his belt somewhere beneath his swollen sagging belly and lumbered toward Corporate Man and the rest of the