Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Robotic employee parts covered the hallway floors. Corporate Man and Senior Executive had gone through the swarm of Jacks and Bettys like weed-whackers through ornamental grass.
“It’s him. I know it’s him,” said
He dislodged the arms of a Jack unit then kicked it in the face,
snapping its head around one hundred and eighty degrees. “Professor Inflation.” Corporate
“Is your PDA getting a signal in here?” Senior Executive asked.
Corporate Man lifted the small electronic device from his jacket pocket and pressed some buttons.
“Good. Let me see it,” Senior Executive said, taking the PDA from
“What are you doing?”
“I’m moving all my investments and the bulk of my savings accounts into precious metals and other commodities that still post gains during inflationary periods. If we are going up against Professor Inflation, I need to make sure my portfolio is strong.”