Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Friday, November 30, 2012
Professor Inflation stood in front of a full length mirror admiring the way his cape fluttered when he twirled. A tinkling chime sounded from the desk computer and a pleasant voice intoned, “The
has escaped the sharks.”
Professor Inflation didn’t seem to notice the voice and continued to appreciate his image in the mirror, cocking his head first this way then that, puffing out his chest, arching his back slightly, and flexing his butt muscles. Then he sauntered over to the computer, his attention lingering on the mirror a moment longer, even as he walked away.
“Looks like it’s almost time,” he said, pulling up a video display with a few nimble keystrokes. On the screen Corporate Man and the rest of the
Union were nearly neck deep in the
water of the little room.
“Hmm… It’s interesting, but it lacks drama now that the sharks are no longer a factor. Run market scenario number six and alert me when the fun starts.”
He trotted back to the mirror and whirled his cape across his body and up in front of his face. Then he snapped it to his side like a matador. He curled his lip into a snarl.
No. Too much.
He tried a sly grin.
He added a slow wink.