Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).

Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

After nearly a decade of imprisonment, Corporate Man returns to find the economy in ruins and his deadliest enemies in control of all but a fraction of society's wealth. He embarks upon a quest to set right the wrongs of the business world; a task that will ultimately destroy him.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

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The Tragic Death of Corporate Man isn’t just for those seeking financial knowledge and vast wealth.  The genius of this book is that it can be enjoyed on a level of pure entertainment.  Take this teenage grandmother for instance.  She realized her fortune years ago, long before tales of Corporate Man reshaped the business world.  Her wealth exists due to the accidental alignment of specific events involving a careless marine biologist, stem cells, a DNA sequencer, a wikipedia entry about cloning, three separate drugs peaking simultaneously in four scientific minds, the recent loss of a dear cat friend, and a VHS of Jurassic park shelved next to a copy of Jaws. 

It was teenage grandma who had the vision.  It was she who felt the feline absence when she sat down.  And so the cuddly Lap Shark was born.  Well… created anyway.  Of course fortune and the fleeting fame of any fad soon followed and teenage grandma never had to work again.  These days she likes to kick back, relax into the pages of The Tragic Death of Corporate Man, and gently stroke her carcharodon carcharias minituras.