Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Monday, February 4, 2013
His face felt like rising bread dough and his nose pulsed with an agonizing pain. He knew he’d get those raccoon-eye bruises from this. And he knew how pathetic he’d look. Some people could pull off that battered, I’m-a-bad-ass, you-should-see-the-other-guy look, but he wasn’t one of them. It would be awhile before he could score chicks again.
That freak. That credit card freak had known he was there. Tracking him somehow. The Outsourcer tried to review the sequence of events, but his puffy, marshmallow consciousness could only recall starbursts of pain.
“This way. Down this way,” a familiar voice came from someone. The Outsourcer peered through a seam in the cubicle paneling. The
and that irritating credit card guy, were striding up the hallway on the other
side of the wall. Coming right toward
him. There was some sort of gun in the
credit guy’s hand. A yellow light on the
gun blinked repeated. As they came
closer a red light ignited accusingly.
The Outsourcer’s mood flared, matching the fiery red of that damnable flashing light.
They were tracking him.
That was cheating!