Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
The Tragic Death of Corporate Man
a hero for capitalism;
champion of the working class
by Tom Landaluce
Bull/Bear, the Crash, and the Bowels of the Building.
When considering the urban myths attributed to floors thirteen, twenty-six, and thirty-nine, a special note should be made about the layout of the floors immediately above and below floor thirty-nine. Specifically floors thirty-seven, thirty-eight, forty, and forty-one.
Architecturally, there is no reason for these floors to be devoid of central offices and corridors. If one could locate accurate blueprints of the
the impression one might get
is that middle section of each floor is, indeed, accessible. However, if one found themselves exploring,
they would be hard pressed to locate any office space occupying that area or
any hallways traversing this central region. Jacob Center
The phenomenon is less obvious on the thirty-seventh and forty-first floors as the diameter of this inaccessible space is much smaller than the floors above and below, respectively. It has been reported that as one nears this middle ground one can detect the sound of ringing bells and a clamor akin to the applause of a sporting event. This has led to a belief that this central space houses a secret horse track and the bigwigs entertain large groups of foreign investors at illicit racing events. Suspiciously absent, though, is the odor of horse manure. This casts the horse track theory into question amongst those concerned.