Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Friday, October 10, 2014
Corporate Man’s mouth felt and tasted like it was full of copy machine toner. Every part of his body ached. If someone told him that he’d been up all night using dirty dollar bills to paper-cut his own eyes, he would have believed them. And there was something so wrong with ass that his mind simply would not permit it much attention.
Someone groaned. The sound was like a vibrating pager on a conference table. After a few moments he realized that the sound was coming from his own throat. He stopped groaning because it hurt to groan.
“Don’t try to move too much,” Junior Executive whispered. “I’m going to put a straw to your lips. Take small sips. Then go back to sleep.”
“We’ll talk later. It’s early evening. Monday. When you wake again we’ll get you showered and fed. Then I’ll fill you in on the details. Pink Slip’s in custody. Business Woman stopped by with a small committee and took charge.”
“She had to fly back out. Said for me to tell you she’s sorry she couldn’t stay, but things are about to split on this case she’s working. I’ve put together a plan on the Corporate Whore thing, but I’d like your input. Anyway, sleep for now. You need to regain your strength.”
Corporate Man, never having opened his eyes, needed to carry out no further action in order to slip back into unconsciousness.