Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Corporate Whore paced her hotel suite. Her hand was powdered white and her pupils danced around in a manner which they were not biologically intended to. Her heart rate, if she could be bothered to check such a thing, was dangerously high. If not for the euphoria dazzling every circuit in her brain she might be uncontrollably homicidal.
Pink Slip had not only failed to bring her Donald Jackson, but she hadn’t reported back at all. She’d disappeared. Unprecedented! Unfathomable! And lots of other exclamatory un-words her brain might be able to produce were it not so amped up on Bonus.
The weekend’s festivities were scheduled to begin in a few hours. Executive weekends often began on Thursdays and ended late on Monday night. The board would expect Donald Jackson. The Shareholders too.
There was a soft knock at the door.
Good. That would be room service with her breakables. She’d ordered several bottles of champagne and dozens of glasses. If that did not sate her urges she would ask for plates.