Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Corporate Whore entered a large auditorium. She hated plays. She had to find a way out of this monument to artistry. She hated music. She ran down the center aisle toward the stage. She hated debate teams. When she reached the stage she jump-rolled up onto it and sped toward a door just behind the curtain on left. She hated stage-left.
Corporate Man dropped down from above, red tie flittering over his shoulder. She’d like to choke him with that tie. Unfortunately his outstretched arm was balled into a fist and that fist was introducing itself to her face in a most impolite manner.
Corporate Whore’s feet betrayed her next by going out from under her at a very inopportune moment. When she hit the stage all of her air abandoned her lungs. Her hands slapped the floor and her diamond card deserted her like a skittering little bitch of a thing. These treacheries enflamed her anger to a white hot peak and she sprang to her feet and was lunging at Corporate Man’s throat before she’d even managed a gasp for breath.
Her thumbs squeezed his stupid man-apple and her fingers clawed his neck-flesh. She opened her mouth to scream a scathing disparagement. “Gwaaahhh!” is all she managed as she sucked involuntarily for air. This biological need caught her off guard and her grip around Corporate Man’s throat slackened. He pivoted, grabbed her wrists, and flung her away.
It was a prosperous turn. He’d flung her directly towards the stairs she’d been running toward. She let the momentum carry her through the door and up the first few steps before she really poured it on, fully committing to the climb.