Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
In his blind panic shorty shorts tech boy could only process so much information. Most of his thoughts centered on a place called “away” and the quickest possible manner in which to get there. Was that a mannequin displaying a nice suit that he’d just run into? Since when do mannequins swear and cry out in pain?
Oooh. A dancing lady. And she’s giving out money.
It is scientifically proven that, even in a blind panic, most teenaged boys are genetically programmed to notice the female form above all else. With blood already speeding through the veins it is much easier for that adrenaline filled fluid to veer southward into the more erogenous zones.
Science has yet to realize that a woman dancing with money, showing intent to reallocate said funds, is the most fundamentally erotic image housed in the male psyche, dating back thousands of years to a common fantasy, shared by most men of the time, involving the employees of the oldest profession offering up a refund to a particularly gifted patron.