2.d.xxiv
In his blind
panic shorty shorts tech boy could only process so much information. Most of his thoughts centered on a place
called “away” and the quickest possible manner in which to get there. Was that a mannequin displaying a nice suit
that he’d just run into? Since when do
mannequins swear and cry out in pain?
Oooh. A dancing lady. And she’s giving out money.
It is
scientifically proven that, even in a blind panic, most teenaged boys are
genetically programmed to notice the female form above all else. With blood already speeding through the veins
it is much easier for that adrenaline filled fluid to veer southward into the more
erogenous zones.
Science has
yet to realize that a woman dancing with money, showing intent to reallocate
said funds, is the most fundamentally erotic image housed in the male psyche,
dating back thousands of years to a common fantasy, shared by most men of the time,
involving the employees of the oldest profession offering up a refund to a
particularly gifted patron.
