Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Monday, June 18, 2012
The Tragic Death of Corporate Man
a hero for capitalism;
champion of the working class
by Tom Landaluce
Breakroom meeting and the economic ills.
Everything was antique gold and soft sepia. His vision seemed scratchy, like an old film, and audio ambiance sounded as though it came from a record player; needle down on dusty vinyl.
A light breeze was on the air, bringing scents of freshly mown grass, apple pie, kettle corn, and crisp dollar bills. He was wearing a suit made of high quality linen which he found very comfortable in the warm summer sun. He stood on the roof’s edge of a small savings and loan in a great American town and adjusted his tie.
The breeze was picking up.
Corporate Man reached into his suit pocket and retrieved a gadgety device made of gears and levers, housed in a small glass tube. This miniature stock ticker produced a tiny tape which allowed him to monitor trading. He was waiting for his stocks to increase in value, as he knew they would. Should be in about four minutes from now.
He surveyed the landscape of the picturesque town and noted the malt shop across the street. Business there was booming these days. He’d have to stop by for a treat once he’d finished his business elsewhere.
His necktie lengthened and the breeze became a gust. The four minutes had passed. Stocks were up. They would remain up for the remainder of the week. This was good. He would need his special necktie in the coming days and it never seemed to work properly when the stocks were down.
He checked the ticker tape to confirm his portfolio’s peak and then stepped off the edge of the savings and loan, his necktie fluttering over his shoulder, stretched out behind him like a cape.
Corporate Man rose up into the sky amongst the puffy white clouds and disappeared in the circle of brilliant summer sunshine blazing over the small American town.