Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
“So I thought you wanted your neck-cape-thing.”
“Yoohoo, Jonesy? Off in la la land again?” Tanya asked.
“Kind of. And call me Corporate Man,” Mr. Jones said.
“No thanks. I’ll stick with Jonesy.”
“No. You put on your costume and your special necktie and then I might call you Corporate Man,” Tanya said.
“Come on, Business Wo–”
“Ah ah ah. Tanya’s just fine for now.”
“Until you’re in your costume I suppose,” said Mr. Jones.
“Oh, hell no. You think I’m wearing that thing again? My boobs aren’t nearly as perky as they were in the nineties and there’s a bit more than muscle to my thighs these days.”
Mr. Jones thought for a moment and then he grinned.
“I see you recall it then.”
“Yeah. Wow. What an outfit.”
“Well, it was the nineties. Everything was skimpy-bad-girl garbage back then.”
“Hey, one man’s trash is another man’s–”
“No, no, trash is right. And that’s where that costume is staying,” Tanya said.
Mr. Jones looked out the window of the nondescript automobile and thought back to better times. It was dark outside. After Pricebusters and The Greed they had fled the superstore and made their way to a safe house, one of many that Tanya kept throughout the city. After some long deserved showers they’d picked up one of Tanya’s emergency cars at a local garage.
“So I thought you wanted to go get your special tie.”
“Yeah, I do, but without a current portfolio it won’t do me much good,” Mr. Jones said.
“And you can get this at a Shepley’s?”
“Well, no. But I know they’ve got a big electronics department there. I’ll need something high tech. Something… gadgety.