Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Friday, August 24, 2012
“So we’re going to just walk right in?” Franklin Buck asked.
“Yep,” said Business Woman.
“In through the front door?”
“Of this building?” he said, gesturing toward the grey, nondescript building. “Doesn’t look like much.”
“This is the Northside Branch of Incorporated Business Corporation Incorporated. The company that, we suspect, runs it all. I’ve managed to locate all four branches of the main corporate structure, but there’s a head office somewhere. I was working here, trying to discover its location.”
“Yes and then you abandoned the operation to rescue Corporate Man,” Franklin Buck said. “Wait, won’t they recognize you?”
Business Woman shrugged and motioned Franklin Buck toward the entrance and said, “Doubt it. I was wearing a wig.”
“It’s a corporation. That’s about all it takes. Speaking of which,” she said as they walked into the lobby and approached the front desk, “watch and learn.”
Business Woman’s stride lengthened and her hips took on a swagger. She tapped her fingers on the reception desk and when she spoke it was with a slight southern accent.
“Hi, we’re from out of town, just flew in to this fair city of yours. We’re here about the merger.”
The receptionist nodded as though she was well aware of Business Woman’s needs. “Oh sure,” she said, “I’ll get you where you need to go. Which company are you with?”
Business Woman didn’t hesitate, “Well sweety, how many companies are finalizing mergers today?”
“Yeah, it’s kind of a slow day. Who are you with?”
Business Woman leaned against the counter and said, “Well, since it’s slow, let’s play a little game. Which outfit would you guess I was with?”
The receptionist shrugged. “Well… I detect a slight accent and three of the companies are headquartered in the South. From
there’s Big Co. and Bigger Co. Then from
Kentucky we’ve got Impress Inc.. I’m gonna go with Bigger Co.”
“Oh, sorry dear. I’m a
girl. Better luck next time.”
“Fourth floor. Conference room C. Don’t forget your visitor’s badges,” the receptionist said, gesturing to a basket of plastic, clip-on cards on the edge of her desk.
Business Woman clipped a badge on her suit and then attached one to Franklin Buck.
“Oh. Which way to the elevator?”
The receptionist pointed.
Business Woman thanked her for all the help.
“I assume you knew where the elevators were?”
asked once they were out of earshot.
“Of course. But little touches like that help avoid suspicion. Asking for recommendations of good restaurants in the area is a good one too.”
“And how’d you know there would be a merger going on?”
“Weren’t you listening? This is the corporation of corporations. There’s always some sort of acquisition in the works meaning there’s always a merger going on.”