Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Corporate Man sat at the console in The Office tower lost in thought and reminiscence. Business Woman had gone back downstairs to arrange things before the others started showing up. He stood and went to the half moon couch, sat, and stared at the wall of photographs nestled between the computer console and the bench seating. There was FDR after his recovery and a rare snap shot of Jimmy Carter, barefoot, in overalls, wearing a straw hat.
A buzz from the console brought him back to the present, and back in front of the computer screen. A green button flashed, signaling the incoming video transmission.
Corporate Man pressed the button.
“Hey! See there? I told you it was him. Hey Corporate Man, it’s me. Bill,” said Bill Clinton. He wore a dark red, satiny robe. It was open in the front and an ample amount of chest protruded, adorned with a heavy, gold chained necklace.
“Gosh, you’re right,” said a man stepping into frame. Corporate Man could not understand the man’s attire.
“Al, how’s it going? And what are you wearing?” Corporate Man asked.
“Oh, it’s going alright,” Al Gore said. “And this is an Earth friendly suit made of unbleached bamboo fibers with solar panel inlays.”
The off-white suit had dark shoulder pads made of tiny rectangles. A chest-plate of the same material draped his upper torso. He wore a pair of thick, white-rimmed glasses that seemed a little too large. Light emanated from the frame, illuminating the lenses.
“The paneling powers these state of the art iGlasses. I can access the internet and make calls and take pictures and face–”
“Al,” came another voice from off camera.
“Oh, sorry,” Al said. “We got your alert and wanted to wish you luck. Also, we though you’d like to meet the new Commander in Chief. He’s a big fan of yours by the way. This is President Obama.”
A man dressed in red white and blue basketball uniform, circa 1976, complete with headband and shorts that were far too short, walked into view on the screen.
“Call me Barack,” he said. “I just want you to know that we support your efforts. Any assistance you can offer the country at this point would be a big help.”
“Thank you, Mr. President.”
“Barack. I’ll do my best.”
“That’s all any of us can do,” said the President.
Corporate Man spoke with the three men for a few more minutes, accepted Al Gore’s offer to update the computer equipment at The Office, and then signed off.
There was another beep from the console, this time the signal came from the rest stop vending machine. He checked a number of security cameras to verify that no one else was within sight of the machine and then flipped the toggle to activate the vending machine’s intercom.
“Do you require some assistance with your snack purchase?” Corporate Man asked.
“Only that I wish for verification that no worker was exploited during the manufacturing of this product, the ingredients are–”
“Junior? Is that you?” Corporate Man said, interrupting the sequence of the password verification.
“Affirmative. But it’s Senior Executive now. I’m reporting for my shift and ready to clock in sir.”