Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Donkey’s hands were shaking, even before the belt buckle had sounded. He was always sick with nervous tremors theses days. How had he come to this? He used to be so strong, so cocksure. Now he sat in cramped offices, feverishly tracking the movements of his opposition, always trying to anticipate their next scheme yet always taken off guard by the seemingly inept brilliance of their public forays and the utter incompetence of their constituents.
He had no time for the
Union, did he?
The Elephant’s people were trying to shift blame for the economy onto his leader. For eight years they ran this country into financial ruin and now they asserted that the new administration was not only at fault for failing to reverse the damage in a fraction of the time, but was actually to blame for the monumental deficit.
And that red state, tea-bagging crowd was buying it.
No, he couldn’t abandon his post now. He must wait and fend off whatever attacks the opposition launched. Unless…
Perhaps Corporate Man could aid him in his endeavors. Shouldn’t he at least read the alert? Maybe The
Union were assembling against The
Yes, he should answer.
Could this be The Elephant’s latest ruse? A trick to divert Donkey’s attention?
It would be just like that big bastard.
Donkey would not be answering the call.