Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Monday, December 3, 2012
“The water’s stopped,” said Demand.
“Great. So we’re trapped. Up to our necks in water. With sharks just outside,” said Franklin Buck.
Business Woman leaned toward Supply and said, “How are your doing?”
“Better. It always takes it out of one of us when were have to transfer power like that.”
There was a deep ka-chunk sound and everybody froze, their breaths held.
The water started draining from the room.
“Oh thank god,” said Franklin Buck.
“No. This can’t be good,” said
In moments the room was empty. Only a film of water remained. It coated everything neck-high and lower.
“Well, I don’t care,” said Franklin Buck. “It’s huge relief.”
The metal door groaned as if in answer to his statement. The wall creaked under the tremendous pressure from the ever increasing volumes of water out in the conference hall. A hinge buckled and fine spray erupted from a small gap.
“Are you kidding me?” said Business Woman.
Something large thudded against the door. Another gap opened along the seam and more water hissed into the room.
Then it hit again.
“It’s the Great White,” said Fair Wage.
“We gotta get outta here,” Franklin Buck yelled, almost shrieking.
“Calm down,” said
“Easy for you to say with that special necktie you got.”
“Think, people,” said
“How can we fight inflation? Senior Executive and I have moved all our
assets into safer commodities investments.
We’ve got–” Corporate Man.
The shark hit the door again, bending in the upper corner. Water gushed into the room and a flash of triangular teeth snapped repeatedly on the other side.