Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
“I know a way,” said Supply. She looked a Demand. “Do you think you’re strong enough?”
“I have to be,” he said.
Supply grabbed Demand’s hands and said, “Business Woman. You look after him, okay? Don’t let him wash away in this mess.”
There was a sound, like computerized jingle-bells echoing across the voids of space. And Supply started growing. Seven feet. Then fifteen feet tall. As she grew, Demand shriveled and shrank. Four feet, two feet, then six inches short. Business Woman snatched him out of the air before he fell.
Supply’s back pressed against the ceiling. She grunted and strained. Her legs crushed Union members against the side walls.
The shark’s head burst through the doorway. Its teeth gnashed against Senior Executive’s shoulders, ripping the fabric of his suit jacket, but finding no purchase.
Supply yelled and elbowed the ceiling until it cracked. She hit it again and a large section broke free leaving a gaping hole. She pulled herself up through the opening. Corporate Man joined her, dropping down from somewhere; necktie cape flapping over his shoulder.
“Quick. Let’s get everyone up here!” he shouted.
Supply reached down and pulled up Business Woman, then Senior Executive.
“Hurry. Hurry! That thing’s almost through,” Franklin Buck cried out.
One of the Great White’s pectoral fins stabbed around the mangled metal door. The huge fish writhed and twisted and it tried to swim through the opening; its mouth of razors snapping and biting.
Supply lifted Franklin Buck through the hole and reached down for Fair Wage. The door gave way dumping the shark into the small space and right on top of their elderly companion. The room became a blender of thrashing, biting, frothing chaos. Flailing arms clawed desperately beneath the overpowering bulk of the huge fish. The shark’s tail whipped back and forth through the water as it gnashed greedily.
Then the water turned red.