Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Friday, December 14, 2012
Professor Inflation circled, his flickering image jittering in a wide arc. Franklin Buck instinctively backed away, fearing that every flash of light would reveal a charging adversary. The floor and ceiling were still converging but it was doubtful that he’d survive long enough for it to be a real concern.
“Pathetic,” said Professor Inflation. “Your father never backed away. Not once. You’re not worthy to wear his tacky green suit.”
Franklin Buck stopped, his shoulders slumping slightly with shame. Then, slowly, he raised his fists up in front of his face.
“Oh, that’s rich,” Professor Inflation said. “Priceless even. You’re ‘the dollar man.’ That might have meant something a long time ago. When the dollar had more value. Maybe if you were the One Hundred Dollar Man, or even the Ten Dollar Man, I might hesitate, might not do what I’m about to do. But the Dollar Man?”
Professor Inflation moved with a slow deliberateness, making sure his actions could be seen in the strobing light. He pressed a large button on his wrist gauntlet. Marquee lights surged up and down the piping of the Professor’s pink suit and cape.
“Wow! What a show huh? You can see me now can’t you, Dollar Boy. Are you ready? You ready for what’s coming?”
Professor Inflation cocked his head and said, “Really? Even with…” he gestured to the limp forms of the other Union members strewn about them.
“Well… Yeah. I’ve been thinking,” the Dollar Man said. “My name’s
Franklin. So why can’t
I be the One Hundred Dollar Man?”
“Because that’s absurd,” said Professor Inflation. “You can’t just suddenly declare that you have more value. And change you name.”
Franklin Buck shrugged.
Professor Inflation charged. A flicker image of the caped menace strobed through the dark, the marquee lights visible throughout the attack with the professor’s body disappearing into the black as the fluorescents blinked.
A snap kick flashed toward Franklin Buck’s head. The image frozen in light one moment, gone in the following black; marquee piping continuing to trace the maneuver. In the next burst of light Franklin Buck gripped Professor Inflation’s ankle, the kicking foot only four inches away from the Dollar Man’s face. There was no change in the next few after images. The two men remained locked in this stance for an eon of a heartbeat. Then
Franklin raised his
free hand, elbow brushing against the ceiling, and called out, “Feel the
crushing weight of ten thousand pennies!”
He hammered his fist across Professor Inflation's chest, driving the doctor of malign economics to the ever rising floor. In the flickering light, Franklin Buck raised his hand again and said, “Fell the purchasing power of the One Hundred Dollar Man!”
The next hammering blow pounded the remaining wind from Professor Inflation’s lungs. A third knocked all conscious thought from his brain.