1.j.
Dale arrived
at the hospital in a good mood. This job
felt important and he hoped there would be a substantial bonus in it. Maybe enough to buy a guitar or some really
nice bongo drums.
He opened the
door of the designated annex and walked toward the counter. A woman in starched, white linens perched on
the opposite side; a sour look on her face.
“Please state
you business,” the woman said from behind a panel of Plexiglas.
“I’m here to
see a patient,” Dale said.
“Which one?”
“The Bull.”
“Please
refrain from using nicknames.”
“Uh…”
The woman
scowled. “Name?”
“There’s
nothing there?” Dale asked. “The
Bull? No mention?”
There was a
long pause in which she simply glared at Dale, her head cocked ever so slightly
to one side. Then she resumed whatever
task had occupied her prior to Dale’s arrival.
“Oh. I know this.
Oh god. Shit.”
“Please
refrain from the use of blasphemies and obscenities.” She glanced up from her work. “Or obscene blasphemies.”
“Right. Sorry.”
Dale tapped his foot and leaned his head back, hoping that him memory would
jar.
“Loitering is
also frowned upon.”
“Hold on. It will come to me.”
“Sir, I–”
“Smith. Mr. Smith.”
Her eyes
narrowed.
An obnoxious
alarm blared and the locking mechanism on the door chunked open.
“Please report
to desk three. Have your credentials ready
and in order.”
Dale strolled
through the door, smirking. He
considered asking the woman what credentials he might need, but he winked at
her instead, figuring he would deal with the paperwork when he got the desk
three.
He would end
up visiting four departments, a total of seven desks, and talk/argue/debate/yell/plead
with nineteen different hospital employees while filling out ten forms, making
six phone calls, requesting two facsimile documents, and providing his three
forms of identification eight times in order to obtain three pages of
credentials deemed necessary to enter the wing of the annex building where Mr.
Smith was being held.
To say that Dale
was unhappy when he entered the annex would be like saying the United
States owed China
a couple of bucks. He was very much
looking forward to breaking this deal.