Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).

Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

After nearly a decade of imprisonment, Corporate Man returns to find the economy in ruins and his deadliest enemies in control of all but a fraction of society's wealth. He embarks upon a quest to set right the wrongs of the business world; a task that will ultimately destroy him.

Friday, February 10, 2012

The Junior Corporate Men of America

Our illustrious founders

Come Join the
Junior Corporate Men of America

Founded in 1982 by 3rd grade students Brinkley Kildare and Casseus Greenway the JCMofA has become a foundation stone in the lives of almost all accomplished entrepreneurs in America today.  Claiming 99% of the 1% as current or former members, the organization continues its monopoly on success.  What level of achievement do our alumni boast?  Ever heard of the internet?  No, our group didn’t invent it, but initiates from our 1987 class were responsible for the marketing that made the internet a household phenomenon.  What about third world countries?  Our boys own several.  The Presidency?  The United States government?  The stock market?  Mere toys of the JCMofA.  Bottom line, if you want wealth and power, you better be a member.

Send application forms, business plans, and a meager million dollar check to our enrollment committee and then network, bribe, and maneuver your way into our elite ranks.  If a million dollars seems like a lot of money to you, don’t worry; burger flipping is a respected occupation in many common, lower class circles.  If you are true JCMofA material then you made your first million before you were completely potty trained and have subordinates to draft the old fashioned checks.

Do not miss out on an opportunity to be among the elite of the elite.

Contact us today!