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Come Join the
Junior Corporate Men of America
Founded in 1982 by 3rd grade students Brinkley
Kildare and Casseus Greenway the JCMofA has become a foundation stone in the
lives of almost all accomplished entrepreneurs in America
today. Claiming 99% of the 1% as current
or former members, the organization continues its monopoly on success. What level of achievement do our alumni
boast? Ever heard of the internet? No, our group didn’t invent it, but initiates
from our 1987 class were responsible for the marketing that made the internet a
household phenomenon. What about third
world countries? Our boys own
several. The Presidency? The United
States government? The stock market? Mere toys of the JCMofA. Bottom line, if you want wealth and power, you
better be a member.
Send application forms, business plans, and a meager million
dollar check to our enrollment committee and then network, bribe, and maneuver
your way into our elite ranks. If a
million dollars seems like a lot of money to you, don’t worry; burger flipping
is a respected occupation in many common, lower class circles. If you are true JCMofA material then you made
your first million before you were completely potty trained and have subordinates to draft the old fashioned checks.
Do not miss out on an opportunity to be among the elite of the elite.
Contact us today!