Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Friday, March 9, 2012
The bossman was fuming. He shouldn’t be fuming. After all, the bull had been located. A tech support agent doing a standard system reboot on a short circuited CEO had made the ID and sent out the alert. He should be elated. And he would’ve been if it wasn’t for that bitch from the East Side Branch. In accordance with a request that her search report be brought to him the moment it was finally filed, a subordinate brought him the print out. It was submitted two minutes after the tech support agent created the sighting alert.
Branch is happy to report that a successful search for subject: the Bull has
been completed. Subject was sighted at
Waldos, store number 459, in the manager’s office with a malfunctioning CEO and
the North Side Branch’s former secretary, Ms. Adams. East Side Branch is therefore happy to report
a successful search for subject: Ms. Adams as well.
The bossman spasmed with a deep, broiling rage every time he thought of the report; which was quite often. His office had born the brunt of his fury and would require several days of clean up, repair, and re-filing.