Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).

Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

After nearly a decade of imprisonment, Corporate Man returns to find the economy in ruins and his deadliest enemies in control of all but a fraction of society's wealth. He embarks upon a quest to set right the wrongs of the business world; a task that will ultimately destroy him.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Chapter 38

The D.O.S. had three pages of notes, measurements, and figures jotted in a spiral notebook.  He really should have some sort of palm-pilot-black-berry-i-phone-blue-toothy electronic device with voice recognition software to act as secretary and make notes for him.  He’d send a requisition to corporate as soon as he was done here.
He made a few more calculations and mocked up an algebraic formula to include in his report making sure it looked complex and therefore quite impressive to the board members that would be approving the funding for his plan.  He’d probably get a huge bonus out of this.  Just the thought of all that extra money caused a flutter of butterflies in his stomach.  He imagined those butterflies to have greenback wings and the sensation increased.  Or perhaps it was cramping.  Either way, he liked it.