Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Monday, October 1, 2012
The Big Bossman flicked the toggle switch for the security desk to the “off” position. Then he grinned. That had gone off far better than he had expected. And the woman with the guns and the really terrible aim. He couldn’t have paid someone to be more convincing. Sure, by virtue of their political careers, Donkey and The Elephant were trained liars, but any real motivation was lacking. This woman’s rage was palpable, even through the security cameras; as was her dental profusion. She had to be on his payroll in some capacity. If so, she’d receive a bonus. If not, a job offer. In the meantime she would receive the very best of medical care.
All in all, a successful venture. Corporate Man and his pathetic
Union had infiltrated the building and were
under the assumption that they were unwelcome guests. Now, if only Donkey would behave according to
form, they’d be precisely where the Big Bossman intended them to be.