8.b.
It’s been long
suspected by the poor that the super rich live for extravagance. This is mostly true. And in the cases where it proves false, those
in the super rich majority believe that this financially humble minority suffer
from an acute mental disorder of one variety or another.
In the case of
the elevator connecting the thirty-ninth floor of the Jacob
Center Tower
to the fifty-second floor the theory upheld by the poor proves true. Instead of a common elevator, or even a
decadent lift, executives ride on float tubes made of walrus hide. Why walrus?
The mere whim of whichever big wig initially decided on float
tubes. And the float tubes? Also flights of fancy. A high powered CEO had lunch with a childhood
friend, remembered times spent floating around on a lake, then proposed a
pool-elevator design based on his noontime nostalgia.
The water in
the pool is imported glacial run off, heated by a geothermal spring, filtered
and piped across two states into this single chamber.