Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Friday, January 4, 2013
Somewhere else on the twenty-sixth floor, things were quite stationary. And tense. It was always tense for the employees on the floor twenty six. Their jobs were in constant danger of being given to another set of workers. And today, there was a meeting scheduled for this afternoon.
Nothing good ever came from meetings, Polly knew.
Bottom lines were discussed and new efficiency parameters would be introduced. And that was if they were lucky.
In the murmur of office conversation she picked up some alarming snippets.
Moving the whole division.
Cause it costs the same to pay four of them as it does one of us.
And worst of all.
It’ll never happen. We’re too important. No one else can do our job.
She rushed out of the office to the Dress For Success shop down the hall.
Dress For Success was a small business dealing in office appropriate attire. It thrived on an environment of ever changing dress-code policies offering a range of styles from business formal to business casual to business intentionally unkempt and/or sporty. Their proximity to the offices on the twenty-sixth floor was quite convenient. Unfortunate coffee spill? Lunchtime marinara drips? Accidentally wore blue-jeans on Thursday thinking it was Casual Friday? They had you covered. Even those feeling awkward at having dressed business formal on Casual Friday could find the standard denim bottoms and T-shirt with the humorous-though-still-appropriate saying on a rack in the back.
Polly needed something smart and distinctive. Something that shouted: I’m extremely professional, very current (or was that called “hip” these days?), an asset to any company, you’d be very stupid to give my job away to anyone with lesser clothes.
A Dress For Success employee was hanging up some interesting items that, he claimed, had just come in. There was a men’s suit in emerald green, a dark purple one with a mauve tie and–
She spotted it. The perfect outfit. A mauve skirt and jacket with a dark purple blouse.