Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).

Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

After nearly a decade of imprisonment, Corporate Man returns to find the economy in ruins and his deadliest enemies in control of all but a fraction of society's wealth. He embarks upon a quest to set right the wrongs of the business world; a task that will ultimately destroy him.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Satisfied Customers 9

Want to be Mexican royalty?  Corporate Man can help.  Take this satisfied customer for example.  He bought a copy of The Tragic Death of Corporate Man out of some sense of obligation and then, on a whim, he smuggled it across the border into Mexico.  He now owns 38% of the country with 82% of his holdings being in the most desirable locales.  How did he do it?  With the aid of a Google Translate he created a Spanish language edition of The Tragic Death of Corporate Man… with a slight cover modification. 

All of his business is done poolside these days and he’s never more than three steps away from his copy of the Corporate Man book.  Probably because he never actually learned Spanish and can’t read the edition that is responsible for his wealth.