Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Somewhere on the twenty-sixth floor. The personnel department. A bored, balding man walked into a waiting room full of short, runty men with various styles of meager upper lip hair. He kept his eyes half-closed to mask his shifty nature and avoid betraying the aloof appearance he cultivated.
“Okay, Koreans. We’re ready to see the Koreans,” he said, gesturing toward the office door. A group of seven or eight men stood and went inside.
“Hey,” said a short man with a dark, tightly-cropped moustache. “When are you seeing Filipinos?”
“We hired a bunch of Mexicans yesterday,” said the bored, balding man.
“We are not Mexican. We’re from the
he said, his tone nearing a shout.
“Fine. Irregardless, we saw all of the Hispanics yesterday. You’ll have to wait–”
“We are not Spanish!” the Filipino man yelled.
The bored, balding man shook his head as if this was the most useless information he had encountered in a very long time.
“We’ll see about that,” he said, bored. “Are you cheap?”
“We can do better than those Koreans.”
India? Can you beat the Indians? Or the Chinese?”
“Try us!” the man said proudly.
The bored, balding man shrugged and scribbled something across the screen of his phone. Then he said, in a very dry manner, “Right. Looks like… oh yes, here it is. The
Philippines. You’re up next.”