Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Monday, January 14, 2013
“Where’d you get your clothes?” Business Woman asked as Supply approached the rest of the
clad in here trademark mauve and purple.
“One of these people bought it at an interoffice clothing store,” Supply said. She gestured toward a glass door. Through it, on the other side of the hallway and down a few paces, was the entrance to Dress For Success.
went over to the clothing store and found a rack containing the rest of their
suits and business attire. Corporate Man
didn’t intend to pay for the stolen merchandise but Senior Executive advised
that it would be easier on everyone and offered up a credit card. He insisted that Fair Wage pick out a pair of
boxers or even briefs. Anything that
would create an under layer.
A mob of angry, half naked, office workers greeted the
they left Dress For Success.
“So that’s your plan,” one of the mob said. “Trick us all into non-compliant attire.”
“You’re trying to get us fired!”
“Hey, hey!” said a fully dressed twenty-sixth floor employee as he ran up to the gathering crowd. “I traced the e-mails. Nothing about Underpants Tuesday came from any of the higher ups.”
“Oh I see it now. We all get the ax and these guys take over our positions.”
Corporate Man smiled and adjusted his tie. “Actually, we’re needed in another department on a different floor. Sorry for the inconvenience.”
The half-naked office workers puzzled over this as Corporate Man and the
“I don’t believe him,” one of the mob said. “They were in here checking out their new offices. Calling dibs on cubicles.”
“Or signing contracts that would move our division to some other sector.”
“Yeah. Like this ‘another department’ he was talking about.”
“Let’s get ‘em!” someone yelled and they charged down the hallway just as the
was opening a door that led into a non-descript hallway.
Corporate Man spun around, glared at them, and said, “Did any of you clock out?”
After a moment one of them said, “What do you mean?”
“You can’t abandon your station and go storming out of the office. That’s a waste of company time. Management would not approve.”
The mob of dress-code violators looked at each other, confusion and fear reflected in all of their eyes. They scattered, like a flock of birds, and sped off to their cubicles to log out of the system.
Union slipped out of the office and disappeared down the