Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Friday, January 11, 2013
When Polly returned to the office she found that she had a decision to make. Either she was well ahead of the curve, already dressed in her new outfit, poised to retain her job and therefore had to do nothing. Or her mind had cracked and she should check herself into one of many in-plan psychiatric facilities because, as far as she could tell, everyone in the office was strutting around in their unmentionables.
Except for one older gentleman who was gallivanting about in his altogether.
“Excuse me,” said a woman Polly had never met.
Oh no. She knew it! They were being replaced.
“Where did you get that outfit?”
Polly looked down at her mauve and purple attire, feeling a bit overdressed.
“At… Dress For Success. The shop down… What’s… What’s going on?”
“Didn’t you get the e-mail? It’s Underpants Tuesday. Come on. I’ll help you get in compliance with today’s dress code,” the woman said and led Polly toward a nearby cubicle.