Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
“It’s done,” said Commander Credit.
Attached to the greed-gun was a small metallic dish comprised of several, individual, flower petal-like segments. This was housed in a pivoting gear box and the whole assembly rotated and tilted and spun around. There were tiny lights, half the size of push tacks, arranged in a strip around the base. One the lights blinked green.
“We can get a sense of direction out of those… things inside the gun,” said Commander Credit. He turned slowly until the second bulb in the series flickered. The first bulb continued to glow but ceased blinking.
“This way,” said Commander Credit. And they moved down the hall.
“There should be sound,” said Business Woman.
“What?” asked Commander Credit.
“Yeah, right,” Franklin Buck said. “Like a deet, deet noise that gets quicker as you get closer.”
“That’s what the lights are for,” said Commander Credit.
“But you have to look at the lights,” said Business Woman.
“And the deet-deet-deet-deet would be exciting,” Franklin Buck added.
“Yeah. You know what else would be exciting?” Commander Credit said.
“How do we know it’s sensing the correct greed source?” asked
He had no trouble imagining a wide variety of very exciting acts
Commander Credit was capable of inflicting upon the One Hundred Dollar Corporate
“There’s only gonna be one source here,” said Fair Wage. “Everyone is scrambling to keep their jobs. They barely have time to fantasize about wealth much less be greedy.”
continued to walk down the corridor, everyone eyeing the small lights on the
greed-gun assembly. Those, who could not
see, politely jockeyed for a position in which they could. All the clustering about irritated Commander
Credit and he wished he would have installed some sort of audio alert on the
The next light blinked yellow.
They instinctively quickened their pace. When they reached a T-junction at the end of the hallway they turned right, but the yellow light switched off. So they went back and took the left passage, but saw the same result.
“Well, what now?” asked Franklin Buck.
“We go straight,” said
Commander Credit removed the wall paneling at
the hallway intersection. On the other
side of the panel three startled maintenance men stood frozen. Their eyes wide. Tools for assembling cubicle paneling about
to drop from their hands. Corporate Man.
“Gentlemen,” said Senior Executive. “Don’t mind us. We’re working on another project.”
The workers seemed to ease at this, comforted by the notion that these strangers were already employed and would, therefore, not be stealing hard one cubicle wall assembling positions. Senior Executive continued to chat with the workers while Commander Credit replaced the paneling and then consulted the greed-gun. When they moved out, Senior Executive handed the maintenance workers a few business cards and told them to keep up the good work.
This sequence of events repeated itself.
It was never the same location of panel wall that was removed and never the same set of workers they found on the other side.
The greed-gun charged through its yellow sequence and was now a fiery red.
stopped in front of a seemingly insignificant panel of cubicle wall, pausing
with breath held instinctively for dramatic effect.