Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
As it turned out, Bull Market’s wish was granted. Partially. There was only one available room left when the
Union made their accommodations
so it was decided that the ladies would get their own suite and the guys would
bunk in with the Bull.
Bull Market found this slightly disappointing, and more dissatisfaction came his way when his much anticipated guests began falling asleep during the second replaying of his bright and shining fiscal moment. Disappointed, he gave up and they all turned in for the night.
He woke them in the morning with a vast, room service catered breakfast during which they watched the replay of his successes of the previous day complete with analysis of same and forecasts for the coming day. Bull Market had taken the liberty of having the
clothes laundered and pressed during the night so they would all be fresh and
clean and sharp for the days trading. Couldn’t
go in with blood stains and torn fabric after all.
“Why don’t you come with us?” said
“What do you mean?” asked Bull Market.
“Well, we aren’t here to trade stocks, we’re trying to get to the top. Find the man upstairs if you will, the one responsible for it all,” said Senior Executive.
“Are you kidding? This is the biggest and best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’ve never made more money,” said Bull Market.
“Yeah, we get that,” said Business Woman. “But when are you gonna go home and do something will that money?”
Bull Market looked puzzled. He’d never considered this. “I don’t know. When they ask me to leave, I guess. I mean, I can’t stop now, right? I’m winning. I’m on a roll. You’ll see. Let’s head to the floor and take up positions. Once you feel that buzz, score that first big trade, then you’ll see.”