Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).

Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

After nearly a decade of imprisonment, Corporate Man returns to find the economy in ruins and his deadliest enemies in control of all but a fraction of society's wealth. He embarks upon a quest to set right the wrongs of the business world; a task that will ultimately destroy him.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Satisfied Customers 16

Do you have business venture that might seem a bit unmarketable?  Odd even?  Something that someone somewhere might dare to dub… insane?  Then you need to buy The Tragic Death of Corporate Man and your problems will be solved.  Take this Satisfied Customer for instance…

She had a dream.  A dream of hybridization and genetic modification.  A human vegetable.  Man fruit.  She was laughed out of the offices of all the big Ag companies for her cavalier notions of how far our DNA tamperings could go.  But it’s she who’s laughing now.

And what was this crazy idea?  What scared those distorters of nature so much that even they in their corporate-god-complex balked? 

Belly squash. 

This woman, this mad genius, developed a method by which she could plant a seed within the navel of man, usually a squash or melon of some sort, and, through careful destruction of his genetics on a cellular level, force the growth of delicious produce.  Of course, this left her with a marketing nightmare.  Not only are impregnated males of any kind a hard sell to the general public, but the mental capacities of these human gardens are left quite barren.

She overcame these hurdles though and became the sole owner of first commodity able to label itself as a meat and a vegetable.  She targeted rich epicureans with a taste for impossible to find delicacies, and she became rich beyond all her wildest dreams.  All thanks to the lessons she discovered within the pages of The Tragic Death of Corporate Man.   Oh, and she developed a little side business as well.  Remember those men whose minds ended up a toxic wasteland?  Well it turns out that they are an extremely giddy lot, and they have proven a pleasure at social functions and corporate retreats; their presence commanding very high sums.  Though their sense of personal space leaves much to be desired.

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