Corporate Man is called in to investigate reports of vile, unethical business practices at Great American Business Company. What he finds there just might destroy him (except we all know the ending to The Tragic Death of Corporate Man so it should be fairly obvious that it can't really destroy him, though it can come close).
Enslaved by the Bonus Whores is an all new Corporate Man Adventure Serial. Chapters will post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
After nearly a decade of imprisonment, Corporate Man returns to find the economy in ruins and his deadliest enemies in control of all but a fraction of society's wealth. He embarks upon a quest to set right the wrongs of the business world; a task that will ultimately destroy him.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Satisfied Customers 11
with our series featuring call-center employees turned Satisfied Customers we
now shine the spotlight on this operator who used a natural sense of ingenuity
and Corporate Man gleaned lessons to devise a strategy that would allow her to comply
with the demands of her job while advancing herself up the economic ladder.
between calls she completely rewrote call-center scripting to better
accommodate her long-term goals. Gone were any phrases that required active
listening and/or involved problem-solving. In their place were strings of
generic platitudes and filler. While she absorbs the intricate philosophies of
Corporate Man, her mouth reflexively mutters a memorized list which includes
gems such as: yeah that's too bad, uh huh, I know what you're saying, really,
that does sound terrible, I'm sure it will all get sorted out, well do what you
got to do, it's been taking care of, try not to worry so much, perhaps you
wouldn't be so upset if you’d calm down, and I'm hanging now.
in the process of selling her scripts to corporations around the country, and
US dedicated call centers in India, China, and the Philippines. Recently she began working from home, taking most of
her calls from a wireless headset as she works on various household projects
or, weather permitting, tends her vegetable garden. "Honestly, I don't
even realize that I'm taking calls half the time it's become so
automatic," she said in a recent speech at a conference on call-center
technology. "I've even started wearing a headset to bed and take calls
while I sleep."
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