You
never know what a call-center employee actually looks like when you're talking
to them on the phone. Take this Satisfied Customer for example. Is it a ball of
hair propped on a sweater? A tiny shrunken head with a regular sized
mouth and lips under a vast mane of hair with a headset lost somewhere within
dark curls? One of Corporate Man's many enemies, cleverly infiltrating a call
center in order to gain access to literature that reveals many secrets of highfinance and corporate economics?
All
you can really be sure of when you're on the phone with a call-center operator
is that there is cake for someone's birthday somewhere in the building or that
a themed potluck is spread out in the breakroom. The crappy service you are
receiving might be the result of sentient hair creatures,
shrunken-head-bigmouths, or a clever enemy of our hero Corporate Man, but more
than likely it is because you are interrupting operators just as they got to
the part about the sharks, keeping them away from the potluck in the breakroom,
or preventing them from filling their mouth with delicious cake.
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